please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
