I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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