I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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