So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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