you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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