So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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