I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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