Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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