the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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