My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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