chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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