So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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