your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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