I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Randomize
