We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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