He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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