We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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