we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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