He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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