I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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