Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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