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So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Houston, we have a squirter
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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