if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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