I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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