Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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