You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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