you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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