im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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