Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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