break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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