Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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