that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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