I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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