I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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