Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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