The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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