so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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