he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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