Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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