Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Blood and glitter go together right?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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