Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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