She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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