what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You need Xanax blowdarts
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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