Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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