dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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