yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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