I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize
