And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
My vagina is officially offended.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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