Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
honey bunches of taint.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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