A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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