Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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