Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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