How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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