The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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