Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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