Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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