I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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