STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I need you to use more vowels.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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