I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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