when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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