I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm always down for nudity.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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