dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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