I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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